I was wondering about at work one day, and I work with dogs and people, but mostly dogs…and I had a moment of thought…(that’s dangerous)…but I started to envision the older dogs sitting around playing shuffle board or cards… like that famous painting of dogs playing poker… but, here’s the thing. They all love poop!
They think poop is the best thing ever. The worse part of my job is should someone else not be paying close attention to a dog that loves poop, it may go over and it may ROLL in it! YUCK. And then guess who has to clean it up….
But as I was scooping up poop one day, I could HEAR the dogs saying…. MAN! THIS IS SOME GOOD SHEEET! Dig the smell! Check the color! Do you see the consistency of this stuff! I bet I could roll it and smoke it with Snoop DAWG maaaann!
I couldn’t help myself. It reminded me of the a group of high schoolers talking about weed. And I could picture those dogs around the card table again. But this time, instead of cards, they were passing a blunt or weighing out POOP!!! Can you imagine that?!
I think I’m going crazy…or I’ve smelled the fumes too much. But they look depressed when I spray bitter apple on it and THEN go get the scoops. They realize they can’t stand the smell of Bitter Apple let alone the taste of it. So, it gives me a few more seconds of time to scoop it up.
Wish I had a picture of it for ya, but I don’t. Maybe someday, I’ll be a poop dealer! and we could use it to fuel our cars! Man, I’d be as rich as the local dope man!
