Schmuckie’s Mind

Enough about you, let’s talk about me…..

There’s so much to say and just not enough time…but I’ll do my best! If I had to tell you one thing about me, it just two words, and it spoke volumes about something basic about me that you just needed to know….hum…

I’M FEMALE

Did that help?  Okay then, moving on.  I love my couch.  I love my bed.  I hate people in general, however, there are some out there that just add color to my world and make me scratch my head and think… NO SHIT!?  Oh my F-N God!  Please don’t reproduce!  Of course there are those that I also think, please never die while I’m alive. 

What else?  I know my zodiac sign, my chinese zodiac sign, my magical number and what I was baptized as.  I also don’t check the paper daily nor subscribe to anything that would tell me NOT to leave the house, when to wear the color purple, or what saint I should beg forgiveness from.

My hair color is my true hair color, I wear contacts and glasses.   I love high heels but don’t have the ankles for them anymore — too many torn ligaments over the years, but I still dance them around when I get the opportunity.

I’m not old enough that BINGO is on my daily schedule, but I welcome the opportunity to schmooch dots of color on paper I don’t need in hopes of being able to jump up and yell BINGO!! BINGO!!!  …Plus, I have a troll doll from when I was in grade school in the 70’s/80’s that I’m dying to bring out in public with me…but don’t tell anyone, k?

tap, tap, think, think…what else?  am I really this boring that I can’t tell you about me? only just this side of slightly.

Oh, I AM A SCHMUCK!  I do strange and unusually normal things.  I read, I surf the net, I grew up in California.  Where am I now?  Couldn’t say.  The couch is a good location though and you’d win 5 dollars in a bet if you’d bet I was on the couch.  I’m also a schmuck because I just am.  Sometimes things are even just duckie!

I play at having a fa-boo life.  I am quiet spoiled and have more than plenty and yet, I feel at a loss an almost as if I’m standing still… like, this isn’t my life!  What was I supposed to be doing?  That’s right… have a door with my name on it:  Schmuckie McSchmukie – Top Duckie (CEO) by the time I turned 30.  Oh, yes, that was 4 years ago wasn’t it.  Later this year it’ll be 5 years ago.

Speaking of years, yes, 2008 is going by quiet fast.  Here it is… the 12th day of March, and already, when I preview this post/page, it says it’s the 13th.

So.  That’s a basic introduction to me… Schmuckie.  Don’t forget to say it with flair, like Billy Crystal…   SSSH  sMUCK KeY    (o-lay, o-lay!!)   The rest you’ll grab insight to along the way.  Like dating.  Or making friends.  Or playing with clay.

Maybe I love you, maybe I don’t…